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hissssss ... tergamak ke ????? kembangs tekak den

 

Ala2x telur pindang gituuuu…

Eggs, boiled in urine (4 photos) Want to try? Turns out to be such a! The secret to cooking look further! In the world there are so many unusual foods that you do not even want to try ... For example, these eggs are called Tuntszydan, cooked in the urine of boys. This dish is very popular in the Chinese province of Zhejiang . Each spring, the producers of such eggs put in the local schools special buckets. All the boys under 10 years should go to the toilet in the little in them. Then they take a bucket and boil their eggs. The main thing to remember is slightly beat the eggs to soak them in "brine". The air is the smell of urine, which locals call aroma of spring ... The eggs go for 23 cents a thing, like hotcakes. Locals sweep off the shelves all the eggs that are in stock. Some eat up to ten of these eggs a day ... You would have dared try something like this?

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meeting ...

 arini separuh hari abis masa dalam meeting je .. padahal kalo aku buat keje .. memacam leh settle dalam 5 jam tu ... aku rasa unit aku je hantar orang sampai 3 orang as back up .... yg lelain 2 je .. bos n pembantu ... ape daaa ... padahal maklumat semua aku dah compile ... agaknye ape akan jadi kalo aku tetiba kena arah bertukar ??? muahahahaha ..... "kuca lana" kata orang Kelantan ... hehehe ... 

tapi kannnnn .....  time balik ... sempat tengok orang tu .... masa pintu lif nak tutup .. sempat dia jeling kat aku n senyum.....aku balas senyum balik laa .....haduuuuuuu .... rasa nak gugur jantung ... heheheh.. aku tak naik lif tu sbb semua lelaki 6 orang ... mau tak bernapas aku dalam tu kang ... heheh soo saja laa tunggu lif lain ...  lama tak nengok dia senyum ... suweett sangat ....


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Teknik menjawab Soalan ...

welll disebabkan dah nak peksa .. otak mula menstatikkan diri n mengurangkan semua perkara yang tak elok ... niat nak belajar memang ada .. cumanya bila dah pengang buku tu .. mula laaa mata ni macam bermagnet ... rapat jerr .... hampes je kann ??

sooo ini adalah hasil aku menghadiri sesi teknik menjawab soalan aritu la. sesi ni disampaikan oleh  
Dr. Saiful Farik B Mat Yatin ...
dalam slide dia yg sempat aku salin je la ekkk ... hehehehe ... dedolu tak belajo tringkas .. soo menyalin memenda ni memang la lembab macam siput ... sooo .... jot down okeh ...

Part A : True @ False atau fill in the blank - Jawab macam biasa la .. seperti arahan

Part B : Short Essay @ Listing - depend on the mark ... soo jawab ikut markah la jugak ... jangan laa 2 markah aje .. tapi korang jawab sampai berkajang kajang ... siap mintak buku jawapan extra :)) ... n satu agi dia kata .... tak yah laa selang sampai 2 mukasurat utk satu soalan ... berpada-pada ahhhhh ...

PART C : Long Essay (Point elaboration & example) ...

well ... nak buat soalan essay ni .. mesti ingat .. kena ada ....

a) intro ..  kena kasik intro laa ... jangan la pulak korang baca soalan terus je tembak ... at least kasik laa intro .. kekonon macam kita jumpe orang la .. kasik salam dulu .... baru la sembang panjang .. tak gitu ??

b) kena kasik sekurangnya 6 isi isi penting - n kena laaa elaborate isi-isi korang tu ... + kasik contoh ...

c) kena hilight jawapan korang - kasik senang pemeriksa nampak isi-isi karangan korang tu  ... lagi satu pesan dia ... tulisan tu kalo boleh biar laa nampak macam tulis ngan tangan ... bukan dengan kaki!  ... (muahahaha ... kalo time tangan dah lenguh mengarang ... hehehehe mula laa .. tulisan dah macam dr nye tulisan daaa ...lenguh ... apasal dia tak kasik komputer ekk .. kalo menaip kan best ...  )

d) sila kasik contoh ... dorang akan cari perkataan >> for example .. such as ... for instance dll ... each one kita kasik ... dapat 3 markah ... banyak tuuuu ....

 e) lastly .... CONCLUSION .... buat la penutup korang tu dalam 2 - 3 baris ... rumusan dah pun ... sikit je dah la ... sbb yang atas tu korang dah merepek meraban memacam kan ...

sooo ada juga dia kasik tips utk persediaan nak menghadapi peperiksaan ....

sila semak soalan past year untuk tahu : ....

TIPS 1
a) format & peraturan mejawab soalan @ isi kertas jawapan
b) Bilangan, bentuk & susunan soalan
c) Masa untu peperiksaan mata pelajaran itu ..
d) fakta, konsep, kemahiran berfikir & kemahiran lain yang selalu di uji.

TIPS 2 :
a) Belajar sepanjang tahun untuk teknik menjawab soalan (supaya tahu dan yakin bila menjawab soalan)
well ... practice make perfect ;)

TIPS 3 :
a) Tenangkan hati dan tak panik
b) Baca, faham & ikut arahan
c) tulis & tanda butiran yang betul atas kertas jawapan
d) Jawab semua soalan dalam masa yang diberi
e) hadkan masa untuk menjawab soalan
f) Jawab soalan yang mudah dahulu
g) baca dan faham soalan
h) pilih jawapan daripada pilihan aneka
i) tanda jawapan dengan cara yang betul
j) semak semua jawapan

sooo itu yang sempat aku catit ...tapi yang paling gempak adalah kartun nih .... PESAN CIKGU ....

 yang paling penting ayat yang last sekali ......... 
CIKGU DAH PESAN DAHHHHHHH! ...
sooo pepandai korang lah ekkkk .... heheheheh ....

to all my friends ... GOOD LUCK ALL'z ... ...STUDIIII  wehhhhh .. jangan STIDOOO .(stido tuuu aku le selalunyerrr) ....hehehe .. moh kite kejar AD  nak ?? ada berannnnnnii??......

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bengang ...

bengang ahh ... semua keje nak tala kat aku..sesikit aku .. sesikit aku ... .. macam laa takde manusia lain dalam unit aku ni ....
BENGANG !!!!!!!!!!!! banyak cakap plakk ... ada yg makan penampo jepun aku arini ..........

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nak pegi ke tak ??

hmmm ... esok ada program sehari bersama pengurusan fpm ... sampai 2-3 kali dorang sms pasal program tu .. ape kesss... tadi ptg sekali lagi aku dapat sms tu .. soo in the end aku check ...

ok ... esok ada halatuju program ni ... then part paling menarik adalah ... cara menjawab soalan peperiksaan .. wahhh sedang elok nak peksa final ni ... soo boleh la ambik tips menarik ... harapnya dapat tingkatkan lagi prestasi aku macam sem lepas ...

last sem nye keputusan ..... hiks 

ape yang penting sekarang is .. kena menten and kalo boleh tingkatkan lagi .. cukup la sekali je sejarah "lady GAGA" tu ... perit giler nak up kan balik aku nye CGPA tu ... skang ni pun aku lom cukup puas hati ... hahaha lagi lama lagi malas lak rasa ... ya ampunn .. susahnye nak motivate diri ni ha ....makin berkarat dah otak aku ni agaknye ...

tapi masa tu aku memang struggle ... dengan kerja yang haru biru ... dengan peperiksaan memacam utk hal pengesahan jawatan aku ... n at the same time exam final .. ape pun aku bersyukur ... aku lulus sekali rap jer peksa untuk jawatan tu .. n dapat tebus balik next sem tu...

walau ape pun .. memabaca itu perkara paling penting ...kalo tak membaca .. masakan ada idea ape nak jawab ... kalo sekali baca tak paham .. baca lagi .... baca lagi ... dan lagi ... sampai laa saatnye ko dah puas atau dah berputus asa (means dah over load)

soo peksa dah sangat sangat dekat ... this is the last week to relax ... n pesanan utk aku ..

1. kurangkan stress di office ...
2. kurangkan nengok tv n pc ...
3. kurangkan makan .. (kalo lebih makan cepat ngantuk)
4. balik awal dari office atau teruskan mentelaah di office (suasana lebih aman sikit)
5. tidur secukupnya ....
6. kurangkan leisure @ berpoya-poya
7. dan apa apa yang perlu ...

GOOD LUCK FOR ALL MY FRIEND N U GUYS ALSO FOR ME ...

tadi siang ada kelas .... esok pegi seminar lak ... huuuuuuuuu dah dua minggu aku tak ada hujung minggu .... hmmm letissss...

bila aku citer ngan dia pasal aku nye keputusan kat atas tu ... slamber badak dia jawab .... DAH CUKUP BAIK KE KEPUTUSAN TU???
herk ... rasa macam berderau darah aku ni .... takmo dah share ngan dia apa apa ....

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TELuR TIRUAN - dari email satu masa dulu ... ngeri kann ??

Berhati-hati la ni telor pun boleh dibuat dimakmal.( telor tiruan ).China semua boleh buat….   Subject: eggs can done? kakakkakaka     Manufacturing fake eggs In China there are fake schools and classes that teach a variety of blatant fraud technology, even eggs can be modulated by chemical materials, but also be able to fry cook, is currently the most popular False course. Step 1 modulation of raw materials Using 7 kinds of chemical materials, see pic below Fake egg was made from calcium carbonate, starch, resin, gelatin, alum and other chemical products. Step 2 egg production Raw egg into the mold to 2 / 3 full, put calcium chloride, colouring die, the egg appears on the film been announced. The 'yolk' is shaped in the round mould. 'Magic water' containing calcium chloride is used. By adding a yellow pigment and become raw egg yolk. Step 3 fake egg shape In the mold into 1 / 3 raw egg white, like the first package, like dumplings into the egg yolk, egg white into another, into the magic water, a shell eggs will come slowly. Naked egg shape to 1 hour to dry after washing with water, at shells ready. Step 4 Sewing lines through the use of eggs, immersed in paraffin wax, calcium carbonate, such as modulation of the eggshell into a solution, repeated several times until the shell a little dry, immersion in cold water pumping line shape, this point, the egg has been put on a false cloak , You're done. Hard shells are formed by soaking in paraffin wax onto the egg, which are then left to dry.     Oh yeah The Egg is ready. The artificial egg shell is very fragile and break easily but who cares!! Look so real Many small bubbles is formed during frying the egg but not many people can tell the difference. The egg look exactly the same, and the eggs taste better than real but you are adding to the statistic of food poisoning person. Why make fake eggs ? Because of money. The cost of fake egg is only 0.55 Yuan/kg, while the true eggs' market price is 5.6 Yuan/kg. Cases of problem foods and food poisoning are widely reported in Mainland China over the last few years. In 2001, there were 185 cases of food poisoning, affecting about 15,715 people and causing 146 deaths. The cases doubled in 2002. In 2003, the number of reported cases was ten times more than that in 2001, and the number of people suffered was as high as 29,660, including 262 deaths Now In Sept 2008 Nearly 53,000 Chinese children sick from contaminated milk; 4 have died               This email is confidential and may contain legally privileged information. If you are not intended recipient, you should not copy, distribute, disclose or use the information it contains. Please email the sender immediately and delete this message from your system. Emails are susceptible to corruption, interception and unauthorized amendment; we do not accept liability for any such changes, or for their consequences. You should be aware, that Titan Chemicals Corp. Bhd. might monitor your emails and their content. Surf faster. Internet Explorer 8 optmized for Yahoo! auto launches 2 of your favorite pages everytime you open your browser.Get IE8 here! (It's free)

Syatrah Lagi

 tadi pagi si syatrah lepas mandi n pakai baju semua ... naik laa kat tingkat atas ... bapak nye tengah mandi .. soo dia pun jerit laa ...

Syatrah : Bapakkkk ... harini syatrah nak naik basikal lagii ... (semalam bapak dia pegi sekolah naik basikal jer .. soo syatrah duduk kat kerusi budak sebelah belakang tu) ... 

lepas dia cakap ngan bapaknye .. terus dia datang ngintai kat pintu bilik jijah n cakap ....

Syatrah : Ape cikmie duduk duduk kat situ ??? (sambil tunjuk kat bucu katil jijah)

Aku : Cik mie pakai losyenn ... (sambil pandang cermin nak pakai lipstic) ...
dalam hati perasan gak .. apasal budak ni tak gegerak lagi dari pintu aku??? ...

sekali aku jeling ... baekkkkkkk punya dia dok melopong mulut tu dah macam dia lak nak tenyeh lipstick tu ... hehehehe puas aku gelakkan dia ... siap aku suh dia action sekali lagi cemana dia buat tadi ... tapi sebab dah tersiput siput malu ... siap buat mata julin ke atas tu haaa ....

sblm dia turun bawah .. aku suruh dia pose satu agi kat tangga tu ... baekknye lentok ...

bulan lepas di ambiknye pisau cukur bapak dia ... abis kening sekerat di cukurnya ... agaknye dia nampak bapak dia dok shaving pepagi ... udah tu takde janggut .. di talanya kening yg ada bulu tu haaa .... haduuuuuu ... cacat sekerat ...



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